A crack head will come up with 1000's of reasons to get $40 for a crack rock. 1. I'm just going to play poker with the guys ( even though u know he has no friends).
2. I owe my ( Insert a relatives name here ).
3. Its a surprise, Honey.
4. I'm going to make you a gourmet dinner.
5. I need some cigarettes.
6. The neighbor needs to borrow it, his kid needs medicine.
7. I need to buy some weed so i WONT smoke crack.
8. I need some tools for work.
9. I owe my dealer and hes going to come here and kill me if I don't pay him.
10. I just want to have some money in my pocket, I'm sick of walking around broke!!!
Why are you smothering me!!!
Just be honest, I need the $40 because I want some crack. Without it, I can't stare out the window for 5 hours, like a freak, and look for DEA agents who are definitely watching me.
Crack is Whack
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